Someone Stole 2,810 Nintendo Switch 2s and I Think I Know Who It Was

Switch 2 is in Fairly high. As, so high that it leads to high caricatural caricature levels. According to the police In the county of Arapahoe, Colorado, 2,810 switches 2 were stolen in a truck earlier this month. A truck driver would have discovered the missing consoles during a pre-inspection truck stop after noticing that the trailer had been interrupted on the way to a Gamestop in Texas. According to 9NBC NewsWho first pointed out the robbery, several palettes of consoles have been stolen and, as they note, it is a kind of enormous transport.

When exactly the robbery occurred is not clear. According to a Facebook publication of the Arapahoe police, the missing consoles were noticed during a truck stop in Bennett, Colorado, in case you wondered exactly what is the value of this resolutely wild robbery, I will save you mathematics. The police say that each console is estimated at $ 499, which is in fact not the price of switch 2, but East the price of the console grouped with Mario Kart WorldWhich makes it all up to $ 1.4 million. Given the size and nature of the flight, I have a lot of questions.

On the one hand, how did they manage to fly so many consoles so quickly? Browing them all pallets with an elevator of a kind would be the fastest, but as illustrated in a photo published by the police of Arapahoe, the pallets were apparently abandoned inside the trailer. Maybe it was a lot of thieves, or perhaps a thief with very large hands … HMM. Second, how do thieves (or a very large thief) plan to unload all these consoles? As indicated by 9NBC News, each console has a serial number, which makes it identifiable. Although there is no way to follow this location on the console according to the serial number, Nintendo could brick these consoles remotely and ensure that they are never used, unless the owner has a jailbreak to get around this, which, at this stage of the life cycle of Switch 2, is very unlikely.

Finally, I wonder who would even be evil enough to try to make a break like this first. It should be someone with little or no respect for common moral values. Someone who defends the greed and the material of gain above all. Someone so badly caricitive that Bowser himself shivered in fear at thought. Unless … no. Could it be? Listen, I’m not a detective, and I don’t want to shed light on a qualified flight for crime / criminal mischief, but it’s a bowser shit if I have ever seen it.

I am open to be mistaken here, but I don’t think the police can govern it. I mean, seriously, a robbery that Big would take a big Criminal, and Wario is too clumsy to remove it. Bowser, however? He is a proven kidnapper, the hole hole of wealth and a well -known sovereign of the world. If I am the police (and I can assure you that I am not), I put an APB for a car of purple muscle with big ass spikes on it. I just say that with $ 1.4 million on the line, you can thank me later, Nintendo.